"Bowser vs. Dr. Eggman" is a rap battle by Cameron "VideoGameRapBattles" Greely. It features the video game villains Bowser from the Super Mario franchise and Dr. Eggman from the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise.
It is performed by Nerdout as Bowser and Greely himself as Dr. Eggman.
[Video Game Rap Battles!
Player one: Bowser!
Player two: Dr. Eggman!]
This be the King of the Koopas
Backed by my army of Troopas
I trap with the Princess you try trappin' critters
But we've got the shells that'll shoot ya!
Right out the Chopper that you just jacked from me
You face the monster conquering galaxies!
Hide in your lab while I'm rockin' the castle
Cause you lose to animals in every battle like Whoa!
I'm a Super Star Saga, you're just trash from SEGA
Who lost a mascot contest to his own rival, what a failure!
So I'll flame ya, I fight gory, lick my lips cause I like poultry
Squeeze my jaw and eat you raw, that's what I call an Inside Story!
Lectured by Lizard Brains?
One thing that I must ask then
Did you look back at all your games?
Cause you lose to the mustached men!
This turtle's slow if he thinks that he's tough!
To beat you all I have to do is just jump!
Over you and into the lava you're dunked!
I'd be more threatened rapping against Doug, Bowser!
Go back in that shell so you can hide coward!
Are you rapping in your final form? You're flow is Dry Bowser!
I'm a mad genius you're a buffoon!
I'll turn this dragon to my dragoon!
It's absurd my flow is out of the world
As if I had just pissed on the moon!
Maybe invent something to hype your rap flows
Battle with gadgets, my spikes'll just trash those
Claim that your genius is simply unmatched though
You couldn't craft a way to get in Smash Bros!
Eggman, Robotnik whatever you call it
I'm gon' leave this Doctor so splattered like Pollock
Cause over the years I got rough and tougher
But based on your movie you got Dumb and Dumber!
And you're supposed to Carrey that film? Please!
That mess gonna bomb like I gave it Down B!
You redesigned the hedgehog to look clean
But you can't redesign all that bad comedy!
Shouldn't have brought the faker to battle!
Cause even your copies live in the shadow
Of evil's OG so flee or the king will leave this egg boiled from fire I breathe!
I wish that your movie got redesigned too
Where the greatest part is when you devolved to ooze!
You spit fire true, but still it's no sweat
Because you're only hot when you turn to Bowsette!
Capturing women is such easy targets
I've seen harder beasts hatching out of Chao Garden!
Think you're Superstar kid you're just in the Bush League!
Did you get amnesia a second time Rookie?
Your plots end with no payoff
I drop gems and spit Chaos!
Flash your fangs, go gas your flames
But I'll swing your tail and you'll take off
Why don't I give you a visual though
A Dino extinct by the Doc's missile flow!
I've trapped this beast, you are not the OG!
You're not even Mario's original foe!
Choose your character!
Video Game Rap Battles!]
- The song was released as a single.