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"Best Friends Forever" is a song performed by the comedy band Ninja Sex Party. The song speaks of how Danny Sexbang voicing how while he'll always value his friendship with Ninja Brian, he's sick of Brian constantly killing all his other friends. The some reveals Ninja Brian has been killing people on a seemingly daily basis with thousands of victims.


Today was my birthday party
It was so moving I cried
I had a super happy good time
Until most of my best friends died (Oh God!)

So I ran into the bedroom
Where there were still some folks alive
We had pajama jammy pillow fight
But tragically no one of them survived

Hey there Ninja Brian!
We're awesome together
You know that I'm not lyin'
We're best friends forever!

But if you wouldn't mind there's
One thing I'd like to request
It'd sure be great if you could please stop
Murdering all of my other friends

That's a dick move, bro. Dick move.

This morning at the dog park
I met a cool new bunch of guys
Now we're hanging out together

A few deaths I could look past
At three hundred I was concerned
But 50,000 murders later
I'm starting to think you'll never learn

Hey there Ninja Brian!
Just always remember
Through the good times and the homicides
We're best friends forever!

I think that I can solve the problem
Meet your new friend Ninja Jim
I know you guys'll get along great
Except for the fact you just murdered him

Really, Ninja Brian? During the chorus? I can't stay mad at you!

Our jams will reign supreme
As long as you don't stab me
We'll be a legendary team

Ninja Brian, what are you doing? What is that? Is that a knife? Oh, it's a knife. I can tell by the way it's stabbing me.

Good talk, buddy.




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