The "Beep & Friends Theme" is a song from the 2002 audio story Doctor Who: The Ratings War. It is a violent and depraved theme song for Beep the Meep's television show.
The song was performed by Toby Longworth.
Lyrics[]
Oh we dance and we play, with joy we gush
As our dreadful song turns your brain to mush
Join the fun and you'll see, soon you'll agree
You are Beep's friend after all
Ask your neighbor round for a bite and a drink
Then nibble off his face till he's raw and pink
Enjoy his surprise as your suck out his eyes
You are Beep's friend, smash them all
Put your dog in a blender and close the lid
Cut your hamster to pieces to feed your kid
Slice the fur from your cat, deep-fry him in some fat
You are Beep's friend, kill them all
Rend and maul, rend and maul
Kill them all, kill them all
Kill them all
La la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la
Let the streets run red, spread our message of pain
When they beg for their lives, use the pliers again
No need to ask why, do it for the Most High
You are Beep's friend, conquer all
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