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"Beelzeboss" is a song feature in the musical comedy, Tenacious D: The Pic of Destiny. It features the titular band dueling Satan to retrieves the Pick of Destiny.

To was performed by Jack Black and Kyle Grass as Jables and KG. Satan was performed by Dave Grohl.

Lyrics

I am complete!

Fu-***k

Yes, you are f*cked
Shit out of luck
Now I'm complete
And my cock you will suck
This world will be mine
And you're first in line
You brought me the pick
And now you shall both die

Wait, wait
Wait you motherf*cker
We challenge you to a rock-off
Give us one chance to rock your socks off

F*ck, f*ck
F*****ck
The demon code prevents me
From declining a rock-off challenge
What are your terms?
What's the catch?

If we win
You must take your sorry ass back to Hell
And also, you will have to pay our rent

And what if I win?

Then you can take Kage back to Hell...
(What?)
Trust me Kage, it's the only way
(What the f*ck are you talking about?)
To be your little b*tch

Fine
Let the rock-off begin
Aahahahahahaaa!
I'm the Devil
I love Metal
Check this riff
It's f*cking tasty
I'm the Devil, I can do what I want
Whatever I've got I'm gonna flaunt
There's never been a rock-off
That I've ever lost
I can't wait to take Kage back to Hell
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
I'll make him squeal
Like my Scarlet Pimpernel

Noooooo!
Come on Kage, bring the thunder
(There's just no way that we can win
That was a masterpiece)
Listen to me
(He rocks too hard
Because he's not a mortal man)
Goddammit, Kage!
He gonna make you his sex slave
You're gonna gargle Mayonnaise
(No)
Unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam
(Dude, we've been through so much shit)
Deactivated lasers with my dick
Now it's time to blow this f*cker down!
Come on, Kage
Now it's time to blow doors down
(I hear you Jables
Now it's time to blow doors down)
Light up the stage
'Cause it's time for a showdown
(We'll bend you over
Then we'll take you to brown town)
Now we've got to blow this f*cker down
(He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down)
Come on Kage
'Cause it's time to blow doors down
(Oooh, we'll piledrive ya
It's time for the smackdown)
Hey Antichrist
Beelzeboss
We know your weakness
Our Rocket Sauce
We rock the Casbah
And blow your mind
We will defeat you
For all mankind
You hold the scepter
We hold the key
You are the Devil
We are the D!
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D

You guys are f*ckin' lame
Come on Kage, you're coming with me
Taste my lightning f*cker

NOOO!

Ow! F*ck
My f*ckin' horn
Oh no

From whence you came
You shall remain
Until you are complete again

Nooooooo!
F*ck you, Kage
And f*ck you, Jables
I'll get you Tenacious D

Other Appearances

  • It was featured on the film's album.
  • It was also performed live.

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