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"A Professional Pirate" is a song from the 1996 film Muppet Treasure Island. It features Long John Silver and the rest of the pirate crew trying to convince Jim Hawkins to join their side, telling him about the benefits of a pirate life.

It was performed by Long John Silver's actor Tim Curry, Bad Polly's voice actor Kevin Clash, Clueless Morgan's voice actor Bill Barretta, Mad Monty's voice actor Jerry Nelson, Black Eyed Pea's actor Peter Greeves, and a chorus as the rest of the pirates.

LyricsEdit

When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation
My father said "Now son, this choice deserves deliberation
Though you could be a doctor or perhaps a financier
My boy, why not consider a more challenging career?"

Hey ho ho!
You'll cruise to foreign shores
And you'll keep your mind and body sound
By working out of doors

True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without,-
-and when you're a professional pirate-
-that's what the job's about

[Upstage, lads. This is my only number]

Now take Sir Francis Drake, the Spanish all despise him
But to the British, he's a hero and they idolize him
It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good
And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood

Hey ho ho!
We're honorable men
And before we lose our tempers we will
Always count to ten

On occasion, there may be someone you have to execute,-
And when you're a professional pirate-
-you don't have to wear a suit.........what?

I could have been a surgeon. I like taking things apart
I could have been a lawyer but I just had too much heart
I could have been in politics 'cause I've always been a big spender
[And me, I could've been a contender]

Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated
I say we're victims of bad press that's all exaggerated
We never stab you in the back, we never lie or cheat
We're just, in fact, the nicest guy you ever want to meet

[Tell the truth, lad. Do you really think the Captain and the Squire are planning to share the treasure with the likes of us? And we being the rightful owners who shed our blood to getting it here. Join us lad. Donate your compass to the treasure hunt and get a full share!]

Hey ho ho!
It's one for all for one
And we'll share and share alike with you
And love you like a son
We're gentlemen of fortune and that's what we're bound to be
And when you're a professional pirate-

You'll be honest, brave, and free!
The soul of decency!
You'll be loyal and fair and on the square
But most importantly,-

-when you're a professional pirate
You are always in the best of company!

Other AppearancesEdit

  • The song was included in the movie's soundtrack

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           DisneyNavbox Songs

Animated Films
Hi-Diddle-Dee-DeeI've Got No StringsHi-Diddle-Dee-Dee (Reprise)The Coach to Pleasure IslandNight on Bald MountainHit the Big Boss (For a Raise)Pink Elephants on ParadeFee-Fi-Fo-FumHeadless HorsemanSing, Sweet NightingaleThe Walrus and the Carpenter'Twas BrilligPainting the Roses RedMarch of the CardsWho's Been Painting My Roses Red?A Pirate's Life (Is a Wonderful Life)The Elegant Captain HookThe Siamese Cat SongCruella De VilMad Madam MimI Wanna Be Like YouTrust in MeThe Phony King of EnglandHeffalumps and WoozlesThe World's Greatest Criminal MindGoodbye, So SoonPoor Unfortunate SoulsPoor Unfortunate Souls (Reprise)Home on the RangeGastonGaston (Reprise)The Mob SongPrince Ali (Reprise)Be PreparedThe Virginia CompanyThe Virginia Company (Reprise)Mine, Mine, MineSavages, Pt. 1Savages, Pt. 2The Bells of Notre DameOut ThereHellfireAnd He Shall Smite the WickedThe Gospel Truth IIThe Firebird SuiteYodel-Adle-Eedle-Idle-OoFriends on the Other SideFriends on the Other Side (Reprise)Healing IncantationMother Knows BestMother Knows Best (Reprise)Song of Mor'duThe Backson SongLove is an Open DoorShinyKnow Who You AreRemember MeMuch Needed AdviceLa Llorona

Animated Sequels
I'm Looking Out for MeYou're Only Second RateWelcome to the Forty ThievesAre You In or Out?Don't Fall in LoveThings Are Not What They AppearMy LullabyNot One of UsJunkyard Society RagPerfectly PerfectFeel Like a MillionJust One Mistake

Other Animated Films
Der Fuehrer's FaceIt's a "B" MovieCutting EdgeWorthlessKidnap the Sandy ClawsOogie Boogie's SongI, Ivan KrankPetey's King of FranceIt's Our House NowIf I Ruled the World

Live Action Films
We Won't Be Happy 'Till We Get It!Castle In SpainFidelity Fiduciary BankThe Happiest Home in These HillsPassamaquoddyEvery Little PieceBill of SaleSecret of SurvivalBravo, Stromboli!Come Little ChildrenI Put a Spell on YouShiver My TimbersA Professional PirateThe Legend of Davy JonesFabulousNorth Pole, North PoleHello, Little GirlAgonyStay with MeLast MidnightLet's Talk About MeI'm Number OneI'll Get You What You Want (Cockatoo in Malibu)Rotten to the CoreEvil Like MeEvilWays to Be WickedWhat's My Name?Chillin' Like a VillainIt's Goin' Down

Animated Series
Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?The Best of EverythingFat Cat StompThe Lobster Mobster's MobMy TownOne Good ManYzmopolisCedric the GreatAll You DesireHelping HandA Kingdom of My OwnThis Fliegel Has LandedWendell's WayMy Evil DreamsMy Power Will Be Crystal ClearGet WickedOn Your/My OwnTonight We StrikeJackal StyleOutta the WayPanic and RunLions Over AllWe'll Make You a MealBring Back a LegendI Have A PlanBig Bad KengeWe're the SmartestReady As I'll Ever BeReady As I'll Ever BeI'm Gonna Run This DumpLi'l Ol' MeWeirdmageddon ThemeWe'll Meet AgainYou Can't Catch MeDon't Look NowThe Art of the StealWe've Got Dance PowerSky PiratesHurt Incantation"GlomTales" Theme Song

Deleted and Others Songs
Honest JohnRolling Along to Pleasure IslandMonstro the WhaleI'm OddBeware the JabberwockNever Smile at a CrocodileThe Mighty HuntersRunHow Much You Mean to Me/Court Me SlowlyAll Good Things Must EndWhy Me?Humiliate the BoyBe Prepared (Reprise)Snuff Out the LightGonna Get My WishShadow ManYou're YouIt's Gonna Get Weird

Parks
Hawaiian War ChatYo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)Grim Grinning Ghosts

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