""GlomTales" Theme Song" is a song from the Ducktales reboot that appeared in the season 2 episode "GlomTales!". It is a parody of the show's usual theme song sung this time by Scrooge McDuck's rival Flintheart Glomgold.
It was performed by Glomgold's voice actor Paul F. Tompkins.
Life is like an evil scheme, here on GlomTales
Sharks and bombs and Scrooge’s screams, it cannae GlomFail
Cannae top my grand plan, to beat that Scotsman
Technically I’m Scottish as well
Ugh—Scrooge stinks, Scrooge stinks, Scrooge stinks, Scrooge stinks
[What’s next? Oh yeah!]
C-C-C-CG, it’s so fancy
Once Scrooge sees this, there’s no chance he
Cannae compete with the glory of GlomTales!
Bravest, strongest, and most modest, GlomTales!
Okay, we ran out of budget, but kids 6 to 10 will love it